{"product_id":"all-you-can-kill-9781552454862","title":"All You Can Kill","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhite Lotus\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eShaun of the Dead\u003c\/i\u003e in this absurdist take on the wellness retreat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur narrator and his accidental companion, K. Sohail, find themselves on an island wellness retreat impersonating the Dhaliwals, who have probably been killed in a helicopter crash. After being welcomed by Jerome the robot, the intrepid imposters eagerly partake of the all-you-stomach buffet, the motivational speechifyings of self-help guru Brad Beard, and Professor Sayer's uncomfortably erotic couples counselling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut things quickly take an ominous turn when an excursion to a nearby deserted village reveals a guillotine and a haunted chapel. And then one of the retreaters is murdered and the real Dhaliwals show up. Accusations, counter-accusations, and counter-counter-accusations are made, until the whole retreat is caught up in a bizarre trial.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eAll You Can Kill\u003c\/i\u003e, Pasha Malla, with his inimitable absurdist style, collides horror and humour into an utterly unforgettable satire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Smart, hilarious, original, \u003ci\u003eAll You Can Kill\u003c\/i\u003e is a feverish, one-of-a-kind, unhinged journey into the absurd shams of modern life. No one writes satire, or anything else, like Pasha Malla.\" – \u003cb\u003eIain Reid, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Spread\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Malla is a fabulously gifted writer.\" – \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I don’t really know how Malla gets away with what he does … but it is astounding to watch him do it.\" \u003cb\u003e– \u003ci\u003eThe Rumpus\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pasha Malla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48308063568123,"sku":"9781552454862","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/3917\/9771\/files\/9781552454862.jpg?v=1772484741","url":"https:\/\/indiepubs.com\/products\/all-you-can-kill-9781552454862","provider":"IndiePubs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}