Everybody Craps

Everybody Craps

So Why Not You?

By S.m. Torres Illustrated by Elina Diaz

$16.95

Publication Date: 20th June 2015

Sometimes a kid can be afraid to go potty, and that’s okay. It’s weird. It’s gross. But eventually the kid has to crap. For parents who are trying to persuade their little bundle of joy to... Read More
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Sometimes a kid can be afraid to go potty, and that’s okay. It’s weird. It’s gross. But eventually the kid has to crap. For parents who are trying to persuade their little bundle of joy to... Read More
Description
Sometimes a kid can be afraid to go potty, and that’s okay. It’s weird. It’s gross. But eventually the kid has to crap. For parents who are trying to persuade their little bundle of joy to do the deed on the toilet, here’s a book that understands the struggle. From roosters crapping in the morning to owls crapping in the evening, everyone hits the john at some point and it’s just a matter of convincing the little one it’s not so bad. Really. It isn’t. With this parody of potty-training books, parents can share in the common frustration over a little one who won’t go near the toilet, while enjoying the serene nature of origami animals taking a crap.
Details
  • Price: $16.95
  • Pages: 48
  • Carton Quantity: 60
  • Publisher: Mango Media
  • Imprint: Kumquat
  • Publication Date: 20th June 2015
  • Trim Size: 8 x 8 in
  • ISBN: 9781633530799
  • Format: Hardcover
  • BISACs:
    FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Life Stages / Infants & Toddlers
    HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Toilet Training
Author Bio
S.m. Torres is a South Floridian writer, who has dabbled in the art of stand-up comedy and frequently tells jokes quietly to herself. Since graduating Emerson College, she has published her short story fiction in The Acentos Review and is currently working on a real-life tale, 99 Signs You’re Not in the 1%.
Elina Diaz is a whimsical illustrator, whose artwork can be found in the Brooklyn Art Library and the University of Miami, and which has been exhibited in Times Square and the Turn Based Press Gallery in Miami. She lives and works in South Florida, where she doodles pretty things for a living.
Sometimes a kid can be afraid to go potty, and that’s okay. It’s weird. It’s gross. But eventually the kid has to crap. For parents who are trying to persuade their little bundle of joy to do the deed on the toilet, here’s a book that understands the struggle. From roosters crapping in the morning to owls crapping in the evening, everyone hits the john at some point and it’s just a matter of convincing the little one it’s not so bad. Really. It isn’t. With this parody of potty-training books, parents can share in the common frustration over a little one who won’t go near the toilet, while enjoying the serene nature of origami animals taking a crap.
  • Price: $16.95
  • Pages: 48
  • Carton Quantity: 60
  • Publisher: Mango Media
  • Imprint: Kumquat
  • Publication Date: 20th June 2015
  • Trim Size: 8 x 8 in
  • ISBN: 9781633530799
  • Format: Hardcover
  • BISACs:
    FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Life Stages / Infants & Toddlers
    HUMOR / Form / Parodies
    FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Toilet Training
S.m. Torres is a South Floridian writer, who has dabbled in the art of stand-up comedy and frequently tells jokes quietly to herself. Since graduating Emerson College, she has published her short story fiction in The Acentos Review and is currently working on a real-life tale, 99 Signs You’re Not in the 1%.
Elina Diaz is a whimsical illustrator, whose artwork can be found in the Brooklyn Art Library and the University of Miami, and which has been exhibited in Times Square and the Turn Based Press Gallery in Miami. She lives and works in South Florida, where she doodles pretty things for a living.