Cows Can't Jump

Cows Can't Jump

$12.95

Publication Date: 28th April 2021

A romantic comedy of errors about breaking out, following your dreams, and finding a sense of purpose.How far would you go for love?18-year-old Billy Reed has few qualifications but is desperate to... Read More
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A romantic comedy of errors about breaking out, following your dreams, and finding a sense of purpose.How far would you go for love?18-year-old Billy Reed has few qualifications but is desperate to... Read More
Description

A romantic comedy of errors about breaking out, following your dreams, and finding a sense of purpose.

How far would you go for love?

18-year-old Billy Reed has few qualifications but is desperate to leave home. He's working a dead-end job as a gravedigger, his parent's marriage is falling apart, his Grandad's engaged to a woman half his age, and he's never been kissed. But when Billy meets Eva, an older, mysterious girl from Switzerland, things start to change.

Eva is all that Billy isn't: she's passionate about Russian literature, Gary Numan, windfarms and chai tea, and always ready for adventure. She makes Billy want to break out of his comfort zone and live his life to the fullest. But when Eva returns to Switzerland, Billy is heartbroken. He gambles everything for a chance to be with her: scrambling across Europe, hitchhiking with truckers, walking with refugees, and encountering suicidal cows. But the further he goes, the harder it is to be sure what he's chasing—and what he's running from.

Details
  • Price: $12.95
  • Pages: 284
  • Carton Quantity: 20
  • Publisher: Neem Tree Press
  • Imprint: Neem Tree Press
  • Publication Date: 28th April 2021
  • Trim Size: 5.1 x 7.8 in
  • ISBN: 9781911107354
  • Format: Paperback
  • BISACs:
    FICTION / Coming of Age
    FICTION / Humorous / General
    FICTION / Absurdist
    FICTION / Family Life
    FICTION / Romance / Contemporary
Reviews

“Innovative, punchy and tender. Bowne’s debut is a performance of real originality and extraordinary promise.”—Ray Robinson, author of Electricity

"Frank, witty, and uplifting, Cows Can’t Jump is a novel that sets off on a voyage full of introspection, adolescent longing, and finding yourself"Culture Fly

"Cows Can’t Jump is lively, it's funny, its style is bold and fearless: an impressive debut from the novelist, Philip Bowne."Yorkshire Times (UK)

“Bowne’s debut is a triumph…almost impossible to put down.”Daily Express (UK)

“…leapt out for its boldness, confidence and humour […] a fresh take on the classic rite-of passage.”—Spotlight First Novel Prize

“Sharply observed, well-paced, funny.”—The Literary Shed

“This book brings comfort in its humour: it asks us to see the world through the eyes of someone we are not.”Lancashire Times

Author Bio
Philip Bowne lives in London and works as a writer for a children’s entertainment brand. He went to school in Oxfordshire and went on to study English Literature and Creative Writing at college. While studying, Philip published short stories in literary magazines and anthologies in the UK, US, Canada and Germany. After graduating, he spent time in Europe and the US, working and volunteering in various roles and settings: repairing boats at Lake Como, housekeeping at a mountain lodge in California and working with charity Care4Calais in the former Calais ‘jungle’ refugee camp. He wrote his debut romantic comedy, Cows Can't Jump, while managing a bar in London. As well as writing for children's TV, Phil also works on a number of independent writing projects, including a musical set in 1970’s Soho, London and a sitcom set in a failing leisure centre.

A romantic comedy of errors about breaking out, following your dreams, and finding a sense of purpose.

How far would you go for love?

18-year-old Billy Reed has few qualifications but is desperate to leave home. He's working a dead-end job as a gravedigger, his parent's marriage is falling apart, his Grandad's engaged to a woman half his age, and he's never been kissed. But when Billy meets Eva, an older, mysterious girl from Switzerland, things start to change.

Eva is all that Billy isn't: she's passionate about Russian literature, Gary Numan, windfarms and chai tea, and always ready for adventure. She makes Billy want to break out of his comfort zone and live his life to the fullest. But when Eva returns to Switzerland, Billy is heartbroken. He gambles everything for a chance to be with her: scrambling across Europe, hitchhiking with truckers, walking with refugees, and encountering suicidal cows. But the further he goes, the harder it is to be sure what he's chasing—and what he's running from.

  • Price: $12.95
  • Pages: 284
  • Carton Quantity: 20
  • Publisher: Neem Tree Press
  • Imprint: Neem Tree Press
  • Publication Date: 28th April 2021
  • Trim Size: 5.1 x 7.8 in
  • ISBN: 9781911107354
  • Format: Paperback
  • BISACs:
    FICTION / Coming of Age
    FICTION / Humorous / General
    FICTION / Absurdist
    FICTION / Family Life
    FICTION / Romance / Contemporary

“Innovative, punchy and tender. Bowne’s debut is a performance of real originality and extraordinary promise.”—Ray Robinson, author of Electricity

"Frank, witty, and uplifting, Cows Can’t Jump is a novel that sets off on a voyage full of introspection, adolescent longing, and finding yourself"Culture Fly

"Cows Can’t Jump is lively, it's funny, its style is bold and fearless: an impressive debut from the novelist, Philip Bowne."Yorkshire Times (UK)

“Bowne’s debut is a triumph…almost impossible to put down.”Daily Express (UK)

“…leapt out for its boldness, confidence and humour […] a fresh take on the classic rite-of passage.”—Spotlight First Novel Prize

“Sharply observed, well-paced, funny.”—The Literary Shed

“This book brings comfort in its humour: it asks us to see the world through the eyes of someone we are not.”Lancashire Times

Philip Bowne lives in London and works as a writer for a children’s entertainment brand. He went to school in Oxfordshire and went on to study English Literature and Creative Writing at college. While studying, Philip published short stories in literary magazines and anthologies in the UK, US, Canada and Germany. After graduating, he spent time in Europe and the US, working and volunteering in various roles and settings: repairing boats at Lake Como, housekeeping at a mountain lodge in California and working with charity Care4Calais in the former Calais ‘jungle’ refugee camp. He wrote his debut romantic comedy, Cows Can't Jump, while managing a bar in London. As well as writing for children's TV, Phil also works on a number of independent writing projects, including a musical set in 1970’s Soho, London and a sitcom set in a failing leisure centre.