Table of Contents

Preface, by Luc Lacourcière

Chapter I, The Two Priests

Chapter II, "To Each His Own Métier and the Cows Won't Go Astray"

Chapter III, "Desolation at the Rectory"

Chapter IV, "My Apparition!"

Chapter V, "Gracious Sainte Anne! Did You Ever See Such a Mess?"

Chapter VI, Marie Calumet's Matador

Chapter VII, Wheat or Hay?

Chapter VIII, Marie Calumet is Not Pleased

Chapter IX, A Sacrifice to End All Sacrifices

Chapter X, What to Do With His Excellency's Holy Piss?

Chapter XI, In Which Narcisse Brings Influence Into Play

Chapter XII, A Homeric Struggle Between Two Amorous Rivals

Chapter XIII, A Somber Day in the Life of Marie Calumet

Chapter XIV, "Say What You Will, But I'll Never Believe That Girls of My Age Get Married"

Chapter XV, Monsieur le Curé Gets His Feet Wet in Lachine

Chapter XVI, Monsieur le Curé's Zouave

Chapter XVII, Marie Calumet Goes to Montreal to Have Her Picture Taken

Chapter XVIII, Now You See It, Now You Don't!

Chapter XIX, At Last!

Chapter XX, A Verger's Revenge