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To Do ASAP

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From a writer and performer described as “fiercely hilarious” by The New Yorker, a collection of absurd and intimate attempts to accomplish twenty four daunting tasks in an era of structural overwh...
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  • 27 April 2027
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From a writer and performer described as “fiercely hilarious” by The New Yorker, a collection of absurd and intimate attempts to accomplish twenty four daunting tasks in an era of structural overwhelm and collective awakening.

We are all confronted with daunting tasks, each urgent in their own way: Act normal at a birthday party. Assassinate a war criminal. Log onto some new patient portal. Seize state power once we decide if we want to seize state power. Get a better attachment style. Forgive people who are younger. Don’t spend eleven hours on the phone. Every day more and more things to do. No wonder we are so overwhelmed!

To-do lists are the preferred genre of all sorts of people seeking control in a chaotic world. And yet they sadly do not ensure we’ll actually get to our tasks. In To Do ASAP, activist and comedian Morgan Bassichis takes action.

As Morgan hilariously tackles twenty four of their own persistent outstanding to dos, they insist that we embrace the contradictory qualities in ourselves that we might think discount us from meaningfully engaging with politics. They invite us to grapple with the anxieties of taking action in times of perpetual emergency, and to renew our commitment to collective struggle—however imperfect and compromised.

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Price: $16.95
Pages: 120
Publisher: Haymarket Books
Imprint: Haymarket Books
Publication Date: 27 April 2027
Trim Size: 7.01 X 4.33 in
ISBN: 9798888907207
Format: Paperback
BISACs: HUMOR / Topic / Politics, HUMOR / Form / Essays, BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / Memoirs, POLITICAL SCIENCE / Commentary & Opinion
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Introduction

  1. Open my heart to people who identify as clowns
  2. Decide gender by EOD today
  3. Reflect on why I haven’t been invited to anyone’s house to watch the Oscars
  4. Ask DOGE for help cutting down on protein bars
  5. Send dad stuff about Israel
  6. Leave cult but don’t be intense about it
  7. Is helping an old person with their iPhone activism?
  8. Invent homeopathic nose jobs
  9. Find a psychic who specializes in scalp issues
  10. Clarify which government institutions we’re supposed to be defending
  11. Write about anything other than wanting to be famous or being scared of being famous
  12. Cram Internal Family Systems
  13. Ask the cemetery staff if there’s wifi
  14. Unconditionally love accept my body so I can really wow people
  15. Find something from childhood to rehash with mom
  16. Combine list of regrets into one master document
  17. Ask someone to briefly explain satire
  18. What if some feelings are facts?
  19. Check spam again for MacArthur
  20. Don’t make the activist meeting about me
  21. Stop pulling my hair out
  22. Find partner for remaining weeks of earth
  23. Wake up as someone who loves groups
  24. Consider victory

Appendix. Unfinished Business

Index

Acknowledgements