When Jesus met sinners, he told them they were forgiven. When he met social outcasts, he said they were accepted. When he met straight-laced religious people, he told them they knew nothing about God. When Jesus speaks, prepare to be surprised. Steve Ayers believes that Jesus still has plenty to say to the people who make the world's news. What would Jesus say to David Beckham? To Anne Robinson? Or to Robbie Williams? Here's Steve's best guess.