Humor

The Golden Age of Bullshit.

Welcome to the golden age of bullshit, a wiki-wild world knee deep in half-truths and alternative facts, spin and bias, influence and insincerity, little white lies and tall tales, falsehoods and propaganda, and all sorts of other baloney designed to disguise fact from fiction. We live in a post truth, fake news, world where nothing is quite as it seems and everything you read should be seen before believed. But isn't.

From Brexit buses to Donald Trump, the University of Google to misleading advertising claims, and everything in-between, the bullshit keeps getting bigger and stronger and the lies are turning truer every day. It's time to call bullshit on bullshit!

The Little Book of Bullshit is the ideal antidote everybody needs to fight the influx of excessive lying and cheating and defrauding that has come to define the 21st century, a tiny tome stuffed with delightfully witty snack-sized nuggets of facts and stats and quotes and boasts all related to the ever-expanding world of bullshit.

"The first rule of bullshit is that it must be believable."
Nassim Nicholas Taleb

"I'm almost finished..."
All of us, at some point in our lives

Ew, David!

Schitt's Creek and the Rose family have entered the hearts and homes of viewers all over the world. The heartwarming sitcom follows the newly destitute magnate Johnny Rose, his wife, eccentric soap opera actress Moira, and their two adult children, the pretentious David and jet-setting socialite Alexis, as they set up in Schitt's Creek, a town they once bought as a joke. Now for the first time, the wisecracks, melodrama, relationship advice and gratuitous celebrity name-drops have all been gathered in one place.

Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes contains over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen. From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.

'I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.'
David Rose on his emotional state.

'David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.'
Moira asked David to be polite in her unique manner.

With seven world championships, 103 race wins, and 104 pole positions, Lewis Hamilton is the statistical GOAT of Formula One, and he stands alongside the likes of Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna as a legend of the sport.

His legacy is set to be cemented further with his move to join Ferrari in 2025 - the ultimate pairing of the most successful team ever and most successful driver. ever The move is not just one of the biggest in F1 history, but one of the biggest transfers in the history of sport. With the news making headlines around the world, and causing Ferrari's stock value to jump more than 10%, Hamilton's influence can't be doubted.

Hamilton's reach extends far beyond F1 too, with his famous sense of style, investments, music, and philanthropism. This little guide to the legendary driver is packed full of quotes, facts, and trivia, including quotes from the man himself and other legends of the sport. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual F1 follower, this is a must-read. Lights out and away we go.

Dads: the undisputed champions of the perfectly timed pun and proud purveyors of cringe-worthy humour. The Little Book of Cheesy Dad Jokes is packed with delightfully corny one-liners, puns and dad-approved quips guaranteed to spark smiles, chuckles - and almost certainly a few eye rolls from family and friends alike.

Packed with more than 170 jokes, this pocket-sized companion is the perfect sidekick for any dad ready to fully embrace his role as the family's chief fun-maker - complete with a hearty side order of cheese.

Whether you're breaking the ice at family gatherings, lightening the mood on a tough day or just sprinkling some silly into everyday moments, this little book delivers pure, pun-filled joy for dads - and anyone who appreciates a good (or gloriously bad) joke, anytime, anywhere.

Sample Content:
To follow.

Welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Modern Family, where we turned the family dynamic upside down and packed it full of laughs - like a surprise party but with way more confetti (maybe even a confetti bomb)! Since bursting onto your screens in 2009, this show has racked up an impressive 22 Primetime Emmy Awards, including five in a row for Outstanding Comedy Series - like a gold medal in family fun! With 75 nominations and a Golden Globe to boot, it's no wonder Modern Family has become a global favorite.

Get ready for a treasure trove of hilarious quotes and behind-the-scenes nuggets in this must-have book for every fan obsessed with the lovable chaos of the Pritchett-Dunphy crew and Gloria's legendary sass. Whether you're cracking up at my classic dad jokes, enjoying Cam's fabulous drama or savoring Mitchell's dry humor (he's like a fine wine - so smooth!), this compact collection has all the heart and hilarity you adore about TV's funniest family.

This little gem is perfect for binge-watchers and die-hard fans alike! It's your ultimate guide to all things Modern Family. Dive into fun trivia, laugh-out-loud moments, and those heartfelt lessons we've come to expect from one of our all-time favorite comedies. With over 11 seasons of side-splitting one-liners and unforgettable scenes, Modern Family is still standing tall in the entertainment world.

So, are you ready to dive back into the laughter and love all over again? Let's do this!

Ready to spice up your comedy game? This tiny tome is the ultimate collection of rude jokes that'll have you and your friends rolling on the floor with laughter and maybe blushing a little, too!

This pocket-sized compendium is your backstage pass to the world of cheeky humour, filled with outrageous punchlines and wickedly funny one-liners that push the boundaries of traditional comedy. From witty observations to playful innuendos, every page is packed with jokes that are perfect for parties, gatherings or just a good old laugh when you need it most.

Whether you're a comedy connoisseur or just looking to lighten the mood, this book is a treasure trove of hilarity that guarantees to tickle your funny bone. So kick off your shoes, gather your friends and get ready to unleash a wave of laughter that's as bold and irreverent as it gets - because life's too short not to laugh a little dirty!


SAMPLE CONTENT:

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. But you have to wonder how they got in there.

Why did the ghost go to rehab?
He was addicted to boos.

Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together?
They made an ass out of themselves!

Did you hear about the man who got his fingers caught in a bra?
It was a booby trap.

Packed tighter than Peter's pants after a clam chowder binge with the funniest quotes and most mind-blowing facts from your favorite animated show, this book is your one-stop shop to the absurdly hilarious world of Family Guy.

Winner of nine Emmy awards and highly-praised for its satirical take on American culture and societal issues, Family Guy continues to resonate with audiences of all ages and consistently ranks among the highest-rated animated series on television. Join Stewie, Brian, Lois, Meg, and the whole Griffin gang as they serve up laughs faster than you can say "giggity." From Peter's classic "Freakin' sweet!" to Stewie's diabolically witty zingers, we've got enough juicy quotes and trivia to make you spit out your Quahog clam chowder. Whether you're a seasoned Quahogian or just discovering the joys of Family Guy, this book is a goldmine of quotable moments and irreverent, boundary-pushing humour that makes Family Guy the pop culture phenomenon that we can't help but love.

So grab your copy, crack open a cold Pawtucket Patriot Ale (or maybe just a root beer), and get ready to laugh, cringe, and quote along with the Griffins like never before. It's gonna be freakin' epic!

"I'm like a superhero, but without the super."
- Peter Griffin.

Step into the rich history and legendary moments of one of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Arsenal FC. This captivating collection of quotes and facts is a celebration of the iconic players and managers who have graced Highbury and the Emirates Stadium. Relive the wisdom, philosophical musings and reflections on brilliance and perseverance that have shaped the triumphs and unforgettable moments that have cemented the club's place in football history.

This tiny tome is packed with the legends of the Emirates, from Thierry Henry to Tony Adams, Liam Brady to Dennis Bergkamp, David Seaman to Ian Wright and so many more Packed with quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this is the ultimate celebration of the Gunners.

One of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Liverpool FC has been enormously successful. Throughout its long and glittery life, Liverpool has also signed some of the biggest talents (and personalities) in football. Filled with motivational musings and intriguing facts about the club's historic victories and record-breaking achievements, dive into the icons that have defined Liverpool FC's legacy, along with their contributions to the club's success and the lasting impact they've made on and off the pitch.

This tiny tome is packed with the legends of Anfield, from Kenny Dalglish to Steven Gerrard, Ian Rush to Virgil van Dijk and Graeme Souness to Mo Salah. A treasure trove of quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this is the ultimate celebration of the Reds, each word capturing the essence of what it means to be part of the Liverpool family, and above all, ensuring that you're never walking alone.

The Tour de France has been thrilling people and challenging cyclists for well over a century and is seen by many to be the pinnacle of cycling achievements. From the controversies to the coloured jerseys and the mountain climbs to the sprints, the Tour de France is one of the most iconic sporting events in the world and makes headline news every year.

With fascinating tidbits and remarkable stories behind this prestigious and grueling event from dramatic victories to heart-wrenching defeats, this tiny tome dives into the legendary riders, epic battles and memorable moments along with the passion, perseverance and passion of this thrilling race.

Whether an armchair fanatic or a cycling champion, this Little Guide to the Tour de France has something for everyone. Packed with quotes, facts and trivia, it's the ultimate companion to the ultimate challenge.

Nearly fourteen billion years after the universe began, The Big Bang Theory became a pop culture explosion. Created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, this endlessly quotable and brilliantly funny show turned nerd culture into prime-time gold, and even after its 2019 finale, it remains a streaming favourite.

From the hapless Howard and romantically terrified Raj to lovesick Leonard and the supremely intellectual (but socially awkward) Sheldon, these lovable characters kept audiences laughing for 12 seasons, proving that science and social awkwardness can be hilariously relatable. With star cameos and pop culture references galore, The Big Bang Theory became one of the biggest shows in the world, spawning spin-offs and cementing itself in TV history as one of the most bingeable comedies ever made.

This Little Guide to The Big Bang Theory is packed with iconic quotes, trivia, and behind-the-scenes facts, celebrating everything that made the show brilliant. Whether rewatching or discovering it anew, this tiny tome is your ultimate companion for all things Big Bang. Bazinga!

With six NBA championships, five MVP awards, and 14 All-Star selections, Michael Jordan's dominance on the court is unmatched. Sticking with the Chicago Bulls for 13 seasons and ending his career with the Washington Wizards, he began as as a high-flying phenomenon and quickly transformed into a global icon. Influencing millions with the iconic Air Jordan sneaker line and donating millions of dollars to organizations calling for social and educational justice, Jordan's journey is a testament to perseverance, passion, and excellence, transcending sports and inspiring millions.

Explore the triumphs, challenges, and defining moments that shaped his career, from his legendary 'flu game' to his impact on culture and fashion. Packed with anecdotes, insights, and interviews, this book offers a comprehensive look at the life and legacy of one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply in awe of greatness, this book is a must-read for anyone who wants to understand the man behind the legend.

Dive into the rich history and legendary moments of Manchester United FC, a treasure trove of quotes and facts celebrating the iconic players and managers who have graced Old Trafford. One of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Manchester United has been enormously successful, with beloved figures that have contributed to the club's success both on and off the pitch.

This tiny tome is packed with the legends of Old Trafford, from Bobby Charlton to Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes to Bill Foulkes, Wayne Rooney to David De Gea and so many more unforgettable names. Packed with quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this captivating collection is a must-have for die-hard fans and anyone who admires the passion, skill, and dedication of the Red Devils, one of the world's greatest football clubs.

To his millions of fans worldwide, Ryan Gosling is not just a handsome face that can say "Hey girl!" in a way that makes them go weak at the knees (though he can and does), he is the defining icon of the new Golden Age of cinema, a 21st-century Cary Grant, as macho as he is feminine, with a total of 11 Oscar, Golden Globe and BAFTA nominations under his belt, and a Golden Globe victory for Best Actor.

Since his tenure as a leading man, 20 years ago in The Notebook, Ryan's films have grossed more than $2 billion dollars, and his next few projects will certainly add to that figure, with Project Hail Mary, Wolf Man, Gray Man 2, and Margot Robbie's Ocean Eleven reboot keeping him in the La La Land limelight for many years to come.

I'm Just Ryan throws a bright spotlight on the actor's playful and positive sense of humour and philosophy and revels in his ridiculous charm and sexiness with a wealth of iconic quotes and facts about the man - the legend - himself.

"I did doubt my Kenergy in the beginning. I just wasn't sure I could do it but I just decided I was going to Ken as hard as I can. I Kenned in the morning; I Kenned at night. If I'm honest, I'm Kenning a little right now."
Ryan, on channeling his "Kenergy".

"Eva's the dream mother, and they're dream babies, and it's like a dream that I'm having right now. I'm dreaming it all."
Ryan, on his wife Eva Mendes.

Ryan Gosling's live performance of "I'm Just Ken" at the 2024 Academy Awards is already considered one of the most iconic moments in Oscars history. Dressed head-to-toe in pink, Ryan stole the show with Guns & Rose guitarist Slash and Mark Ronson, alongside 65 other "Ken's", and his Barbie co-stars. More than 20 million people tuned in to watch and sales of the song jumped by 900 per cent during the performance.

The Simpsons, Matt Groening's animated sitcom, is arguably the greatest show in TV history. To its critics, the dysfunctional family embodies the decline of wholesome values. To its fans, the show provides a window into America's soul, with each new season seeing the Simpsons spiral into ever-increasing levels of craziness, reflecting the nation's blurring of parody with reality.

For more than 30 years, and across nearly 750 episodes, an entire generation has been shaped by some of the most influential and memorable characters on TV: Homer, the classic, middle-class anti-hero; Bart, the lovable brat eternally trapped inside the body of a 10-year-old who questions everything; Lisa, talented and gifted, the voice of reason prepared to stand up and make herself heard; and Marg, overworked and underappreciated, with endless amounts of forgiveness for Homer.

It may only be a cartoon on the surface, but The Simpsons resonates with viewers on a much deeper level. Offering charm, humor, and life lessons, it's perfect TV that has stood the test of time.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
Homer Simpson

In 1998, the 10 year-old Bart Simpson was named as one of the 'Most Influential People Of The Century' by TIME Magazine.

To celebrate the earliest arrival of Christmas ever - this September, no doubt - The Little Book of Christmas Jokes is the perfect stocking filler gift for those looking to infuse their family with even more festive cheer than last year.
Stuffed with more than 175 Yuletide gems, these jolly jokes are guaranteed to make your family and friends laugh - at least once! From puns to gags, one liners to quips, knock-knocks to OTT farcical silliness of which you can't even begin to imagine, this book - unlike the Inns of Bethlehem - welcomes everyone.

So, what better way to start the festive party than with these hilarious greatest hits of Christmas, a gift book which Santa Claus himself approved, claiming it was "Twice the amount of Christmas fun as Michael Bublé's baubles," in his December newsletter.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!

What do the Elves call Santa if he forgets to wear his undercrackers?
St Nickerless

Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

The Christmas Cracker was invented by Tom Smith, a London-based confectioner and baker, in 1840. Smith initially called them "Bangs of Expectation" before changing the name. At first, love poems were found inside, though they were replaced by hats and jokes in the 1920s.

Dad's Time to Shine!


War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids.

The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break!

While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational.

With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome.

Why should you never trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something.

Last words can come in all shapes and sizes. From comic quips to profound deathbed wit, shocking and surprising final revelations, delicious puns and too-good turns of phrase, gravestone gags and premature celebrations... or even just awkward and unfortunate quotes the speaker ended up eating.
Indeed, this tiny tome is stacked to the rafters with notable people, past, present, who are still very much alive and quipping - though not for long. From the long-time dead to the recently deceased (or simply dying of embarassment; see Liz Truss), Nostradamus to Leonardo da Vinci, Henry VIII to Princess Diana, these famous last words span centuries and continents and will no doubt echo through eternity.
If you're look to have the last laugh, The Little Book of Famous Last Words will have you laughing out loud till the very last page. For those about to die, we salute you!
'I'm a fighter, not a quitter,'* Liz Truss, UK Prime Minister, October 19, 2022.
*Poor ol' Liz quit the next day. Her calamitous career as PM lasted for just 44 days.